Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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