I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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