I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
