I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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