Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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