i permit you to call me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So apparently I’m into choking now
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