why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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