Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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