That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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