there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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