if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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