the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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