bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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