If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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