Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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