dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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