I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
should my penis look like a turkey
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
