I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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