You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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