i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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