too bad you live with your parents still
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
be right there i have to get my cape
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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