question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
So squirting runs in the family.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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