shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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