i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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