I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
