what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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