He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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