omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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