i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Who died my cat blue again?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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