so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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