she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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