And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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