11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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