"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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