Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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