I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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