One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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