no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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