you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Is it because I queefed?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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