Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You took a bar mat shot.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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