my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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