I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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