i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It was confusing and full of hummus
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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