Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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