do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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