Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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