Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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