that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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