I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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