Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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